Two houses
ago, our cool neighbors across the street would once in a while appear wearing
the same shirt. Matching shirts, that is. Intentionally.
I’m pretty
sure it was all her idea. She was of the suburban respectable Presbyterian variety. He was improbably handsome, with a bad-boy
vibe, not the type to embrace identical flannel shirts for an afternoon of
apple-picking. They did divorce after a few years. Maybe the shirts were the
tipping point.
I’m
continually trying to avoid showing up like a twin whose mother still
buys everything in twos. Yet more times than I can tell you, I’ll emerge in the
day’s ensemble after lengthy analysis, choice and rejection, choice and
rejection, only to find My Guy is also wearing a blue sweater and tan pants, or
the same shade of orange.
Yesterday it
was a little grungy out, so we were on our way to a local quilt show followed
by an early dinner to beat the high-season Florida
crowds. (By the way, I think that’s the real reason people here eat at 4:30, not because they have to rush home for
Wheel of Fortune and bed)
I’d recently scored
a new long-sleeved top at Pennys and had been looking forward to wearing it
until I found him in his painting room . . . .
That's me on the right.
(Even our freckled, spotty hands match.)