Our next door neighbors here are so close that our porches sit side-by-side. We’re outwardly friendly, but like the big ole hypocrites we are, we avoid them with dodges and weaves worthy of any prizefighter in the ring.
Outwardly, they seem like friendly people,
but he’s a vocal conspiracy theorist and she has the lack of awareness that
caused her to duck under police tape to photograph a suicide that occurred here
a few years back. And I know this because I saw it.
So.
Knock, knock. There was Stephen at our door. Patty’s 70th was
coming and would we join them for a building-wide lunch for the event.
There are 12 units in our building,
but I didn’t expect a big turnout. And how sad would it be if no one went? So,
after processing all plausible excuses, I said yes, we’d be happy to go.
At first, it was planned for a
pleasant breakfast/lunch spot with wonderful food like avocado toast, healthy
smoothies, not a hash brown in sight. Then there was a change of venue:
Before we left for the event, I went
on-line to see if there was anything, anything that wasn’t brown and/or
fried. An omelet, maybe? Nope. Aha! Some kind of egg scramble with mushrooms.
Only nine people were there, including
the happy couple, with one man who wasn’t even from our building, but at least
there were enough to make it feel festive. And most importantly, My Guy and I were
at the farthest end, sitting next to the nice neighbors who live on the other side of
us.( They’re quite old, but interesting. I should write about her sometime –
she’s a nutritionist who’s overseen some of the food that went up in the first
moon mission.)
Turned out, they’d spiced up my eggs
to the point where they didn’t even taste like eggs and the apples on the side
had a tinny, chemical tang. But all wasn’t lost. The grits were great. So, my
healthy lunch was basically a biscuit and grits.
Still, plenty of shopping opportunities
in the endless gift shop you have to wend you way through before you get
anywhere near the restaurant.
Note the SkyBar.
Moxie, a (I think un-drinkable) New England phenomenon.
And lots
of sister-wife kind of dresses.
















