It was just another day at water
aerobics until I stepped into one of the shower stalls to wash off all that
industrial-strength chlorine.
This
is what I found:
So
let’s see if we can picture this. Someone felt the need to replenish her
protein levels while she was showering?
Possible
scenarios:
She’s such an efficient
multi-tasker that she eats as she bathes.
She’s so important and in such high
demand that when confronted with the choice of eating or bathing, she cleverly
decided to do both.
She’s a binge eater, but in a good
way, judging by her choice of nosh.
She’d had a workout that drove her
blood sugar levels to a dangerous low and had barely enough strength to stagger into the shower with her protein shake and protein bar.
She’s an inconsiderate slob who
couldn’t even be bothered to pick up after herself.
