I’m living in Backwards
Land .
Unlike most women
who spend much of their life campaigning for lowered toilet seats, I patrol my
house putting them up.
Satchel's preferred position nowadays |
My cat Satchel is
now seventeen years old and one of the side effects of his advanced years is a
raging thirst. He’s on medication, which helps to some degree, but his deep
naps are still interrupted by a need to find the nearest water bowl.
We've accommodated him with water bowls by his food, on the porch, outside.
They're everywhere.
One more water bowl |
In spite of this,
he must feel age has its privileges, and will sit by the toilet calling me
loudly until I raise the seat.
For my part, I’m amazed he can climb that high.
As it is, I have an old ottoman next to my bed so he won’t break a brittle old
bone jumping up or down. This works well except for my own midnight runs to the toilet when in the fog of sleep I
forget that it’s there and almost die in the night falling over it.
Once a hunter who
brought home everything but a live deer, he’s less sure of himself now, perhaps
due to failing eyesight or hearing. When I’m home, he’s constantly stalking me,
waiting for me to provide a lap. If I move to another room, he’ll wander through
the house calling until he finds me. I’ve forgotten what it’s like to sit and
read without having a tail or furry arm blocking the print. Much of my time at
the computer is spent removing his paw from the space bar.
In his prime he was so hefty that visitors to our neighbors have mistaken him on more than one occasion for a
bear cub.
I’ve often wondered if he’s really a dog in a cat suit.
As a
teenager he would play fetch, retrieving tin foil balls and bringing them back and dropping them at our feet.
And he’s always been friendly, coming over to join in when we stood in the road
chatting with neighbors. On one occasion I looked up from my magazine out on
the deck to see him chase away a red fox. The fox stopped on the edge of our
property and looked back at us and Satchel went after him, only stopping when
it disappeared in the neighbor’s shrubbery.
He’s what,
ninetyfive? He's a sweet old cat. But I still remember him as the little black kitten that, unlike
the others mewing shyly at the shelter, jumped right out of his cage into my
arms seventeen years ago.