Thursday, November 9, 2017

Sneezles



Christopher Robin  

Had wheezles
And sneezles,
They bundled him
Into
His bed.
They gave him what goes
With a cold in the nose,
And some more for a cold
In the head.


          It’s my own fault. This week was my annual check-up and when my doctor began writing a note of the particular flu shot I needed at my pharmacy, I pointed out that I hadn’t had a cold in a year and a half. He only replied with cheery comments that this would continue to keep me healthy.

          Now my eyes are watery, my sinuses are on the run, and my voice is so deep I might as well sign on somewhere to make racy phone calls. I shouldn’t have tested fate.

I’m sure it has no connection to our visit last week to the grandkids, or that through four cutthroat games of chess our youngest grandboy continuously coughed across the board at me. And later that night how could I have turned down his generous offer of a taste of his smoothie? Still, he’s a cutie so it was worth it.

This was probably inevitable. Even though I skated through last year without a flu shot, and never even had the sniffles, it was probably only a matter of time before a germ found me. I’ve been retired for six years now and most likely gone are my twenty years of antibodies built up from teaching teenagers with no sense of personal space.

Today I'll ask the pharmacy if I can still get a flu shot while I have a cold.

11 comments:

  1. I got mine last month and am glad I did. Lots of people around me have been getting sick, but so far... hope you will be feeling better soon. And if it were up to me, I'd tell you to wait until the cold is gone before getting the flu shot. :-)

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    1. Thanks, DJan! I was kind of hoping someone would weigh in with advice.

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  2. Well, even if you HAD gotten the flu shot, you'd probably still have a cold, since they're not at all the same thing (as I'm sure you know). I must admit I usually skip the flu shot. One of these days I'll probably regret it, but not yet!

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    1. As Ellen below would point out, I'm definitely tempting the gods when I tell you I haven't had the flu since 1972.

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    2. And I think I've only gotten a flu shot once or twice.

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  3. I've never had a flu shot and have no intention of getting one. I avoid people and live like a slob to boost my immune system. I wan't say how long it's been since I was really sick because I have learned that it's not a good idea to tempt the gods.

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  4. And my advice would be ride out the cold and skip the shot. And, advise grandchildren on the protocol of keeping germs to themselves. I don't like smoothies.

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  5. Got my flu shot. Now that the grands are grown I do not catch so many colds. Have only had one in the last three years...knock on wood.

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  6. Sigh. I am sorry to hear this. I seem to pick up vicious versions of any cold going. I do have flu shots though - on the advice of my neurologist.

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  7. As teachers, we usually had a cold by the end of September.

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  8. Hope you feel better soon. I'm surprised at those who don't get the flu shot. I thought everyone got the flu shot! :) Wonder if I should worry?? Anyhow, I love how you write. Darn it, still don't have your latest book. Need to take care of that today!

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