I broke one of my own personal rules last week and bought a pair of linen pants. Don’t get me wrong. I love linen. But on someone else - those kind of people who look all flowy and carefree, carrying off each wrinkle with aplomb.
When I try to wear linen, I think I look
as though I’ve been wearing the same shirt through three time zones, six
countries, over a span of eight days.
But the pants were so comfortable,
just the sort of thing I could see myself lounging in at home. Maybe with a
chilled glass of white wine.
This led to something I haven’t done
in possibly eight to ten years.
Yes, you guessed. I got out the IRON.
What with being retired for a hundred
years, and deploying careful shopping – not to mention lowered standards – I haven’t
set up the ironing board for possibly a decade.
But you know what? I gathered up a couple of other things and got started, and realized that ironing can be soothing, watching those wrinkles disappear, the surface smooth out.
I still haven’t worn the pants, but they look great hanging there neatly in my closet, possibly forever.

I had a linen shirt once. Looked great but required constant ironing. I never bought anything made out of linen again.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I just don't see wrinkles. I've had people ask me, "Do you own an iron?" Which is funny in a kind of embarrassing way -- but the truth is NO, I don't own an iron! And I don't intend to!
ReplyDeleteGood for you,Steve! Stay strong!
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