It was just another day at water
aerobics until I stepped into one of the shower stalls to wash off all that
industrial-strength chlorine.
This
is what I found:
So
let’s see if we can picture this. Someone felt the need to replenish her
protein levels while she was showering?
Possible
scenarios:
She’s such an efficient
multi-tasker that she eats as she bathes.
She’s so important and in such high
demand that when confronted with the choice of eating or bathing, she cleverly
decided to do both.
She’s a binge eater, but in a good
way, judging by her choice of nosh.
She’d had a workout that drove her
blood sugar levels to a dangerous low and had barely enough strength to stagger into the shower with her protein shake and protein bar.
She’s an inconsiderate slob who
couldn’t even be bothered to pick up after herself.
I am guessing the last one. Weird.
ReplyDeleteCarried it in her ditty bag long enough, eh? What a slob.
ReplyDeleteSigh.
ReplyDeleteI suspect that she will see options one and two as being most correct. I lean towards the last.
Gack! Some people just don't think about the rest of the world. :-(
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking the last one sounded the closest to the truth.
ReplyDeletePerhaps she had the protein bar in one hand while slurping the drink with the other, spilled the drink over herself, walked into the shower to wash it off....then didn't bother to take her rubbish when she left.
ReplyDeleteExtra points for creativity here, River.
DeleteOr....she got in the shower, noticed them crumpled in the corner, picked them up and put them in the caddy and forgot them when she got out? Dunno, just know I'm in no position to cast a lot of stones.
ReplyDeleteYou're so much more charitable a person than me.
DeleteIt's surprising the number of scenarios you can come up with and all of the probably wrong except the last one!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely an inconsiderate slob.
ReplyDeleteBut as a shower multitasker, I must say I understand. I brush my teeth in the shower, brush my hair in the shower, would do anything that could be done there, simply because it extends my time in the warmth. Lovely, lovely warmth.
I would clean up after myself.
So you're the person for whom they make those radios for the shower.
DeleteI think it's the last one and lordy there are a lot of them around.
ReplyDeleteGoodness, even naked you are armed with your phone:)) What ever the excuse, she should have hidden the evidence.
ReplyDeleteI cart my belongings around with me rather than bother with locking them up.
Delete... or a combination of the above. :-)
ReplyDeleteGreetings from London.
She may have decided to up her blood sugar while toweling off and forgotten the wrapper but more than likely she is simply self-centered and left the trash behind for someone else to deal with...
ReplyDeleteWouldn't you love to know! I kinda feel like it is the last scenario too.
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