It was just another day at water aerobics until I stepped into one of the shower stalls to wash off all that industrial-strength chlorine.
This is what I found:
So let’s see if we can picture this. Someone felt the need to replenish her protein levels while she was showering?
She’s such an efficient multi-tasker that she eats as she bathes.
She’s so important and in such high demand that when confronted with the choice of eating or bathing, she cleverly decided to do both.
She’s a binge eater, but in a good way, judging by her choice of nosh.
She’d had a workout that drove her blood sugar levels to a dangerous low and had barely enough strength to stagger into the shower with her protein shake and protein bar.
She’s an inconsiderate slob who couldn’t even be bothered to pick up after herself.