Internet! I have internet! Kind of:
You can see why my communication has been delayed.
It only took a week, and the epic tale of me and the cable company will follow later, but I thought I'd stick my head out and let you know I'm still alive.
Not unlike one of the neighbors. Yes, he really is about the size of that manhole cover. He comes out and wanders across the broiling asphalt every day or so.
This is definitely not Kansas.